So Iโm in a ward and this old guy let out a huge sigh, got out of bed, got his walking stick and started shuffling past me. He winked at me and said โright Iโm off to wind the nurses upโ and shimmied out cackling
In the queue at Starbucks and this elderly lady in front of me ordered her coffee and the guy went โthatโs ยฃ4.95 pleaseโ. She took a little gasp, opened her purse and muttered โf*cking toriesโ ๐