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Trying to beat the philosophy out of this philosophy student.
"But why?", he screams.
This only makes me punch him harder.
Wilde Thingy
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Wilde Thingy
@wildethingy
I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - x.com/search?q=from%…
- I am NOT a grammar Nazi! I'm alt-write.
- I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.
- Some people don't have a sense of humour about their country 👀
- Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
- Do you think in a parallel universe they just call it parking?
- What 2019 has in store for you libra - Happiness aries - Happiness taurus - Happiness gemini - Happiness cancer - Happiness leo - Happiness virgo - Happiness scorpio - Herpes (fuck you Karen) sagittarius - Happiness capricorn - Happiness aquarius - Happiness pisces - Happiness
- Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport
- I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.
- In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent.
- I totally want to go to America. It sounds so exotic with its Walmarts & its Arby's & the ringing of Taco Bells every morning
- Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!
- My stripper name is Gary. It's not the best stripper name but then I'm not a very good stripper.
- The human mind is capable of things you can't even imagine. Which is a bit of a design flaw really.