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once and future wife geist
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once and future wife geist
@wife_geist
into the strenuous briefness
(he/him)
Joined August 2020
- men love to go on google maps and see how far things are from each other
- the thing is this is also where all the canadians areTourists: “I’ve been to Canada” Canada:
- 8yo, curious about sex: where do you do it? me: uh, [preparing to draw a diagram] 8yo: like is there a place you go, like a special doctor's office,
- seems fucked up that salt and pepper aren’t the same category of substance. one is a plant product and one is a rock
- 5yo just asked, “what happens when you die, do you dream?” hamlet ass question
- when someone visibly coughs blood into a handkerchief in a period piece that’s conspicuous consumption
- this is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen
- losing my CDL because my essay on homoeroticism in whitman is too shallow and derivativeWHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
- me: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt my girlfriend [a worm]: oh fuck yes
- inside you are two wolves. this is below the minimum viable population threshold, so they soon die out. the deer population inside you explodes, quickly stripping you of your internal vegetation. erosion increases, streams and rivers silt up, and insect numbers collapse due to ha
- the part with the pen is the most fucked up thing ive ever seenIn 1951, Adelbert Ames created the mind-boggling ‘Ames Window’. It’s so effective that even when you know how it works you can’t break the illusion [video from The Curiosity Show: buff.ly/36DvRNs]
- ok but when its your turn during your event at the olypics you are the main character. that is when you are the most the main characterThe most "Main Character Energy" I've ever seen in my life.
- people have really lost the concept of “grass”. a fight in a parking lot is the grassshould i go watch the menswear guy bare knuckle box someone outside my local uniqlo this sunday. or should i touch grass
