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I’m Jeff
@whosjeffiam
📍NYC. Creating, gaming, and petting as many dogs as possible along the way. Maxed OSRS Ironman. Disco and Snail’s Dad. He/Him
Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2020
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    I’m Jeff
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    Jul 6, 2024
    The only two genders I recognize
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    Dec 25, 2021
    My brother gets me
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    Feb 13, 2021
    I’m obsessed. I can’t wait to throw dinner parties.
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    Dec 26, 2023
    Why did the hot straight boy at the coffee shop have to give me a little wink when he said have a nice day. I’m wet
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    Dec 25, 2021
    Opened Grindr in a suburb and I forgot that makes me everyone’s shiny new toy on Christmas morning
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    I’m Jeff
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    Sep 27, 2021
    Austin W*lf just slid into my DMs 😳 Yes please. I’m just a hole Sir
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    I’m Jeff
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    Jul 10, 2021
    Thank you, and goodnight
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    I’m Jeff
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    Jan 2, 2022
    We are both pooped
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    I’m Jeff
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    Feb 10, 2022
    Good Morning
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    I’m Jeff
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    Jul 8, 2021
    I was outside for about 20 seconds
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    I’m Jeff
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    Nov 25, 2021
    Who’s ready for some stuffing?
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    I’m Jeff
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    Jun 9, 2021
    On a date, kind of nervous
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    I’m Jeff
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    Nov 6, 2021
    Brunch for 10 is a lot of work. I need a nap.
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    I’m Jeff
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    Jul 26, 2022
    Went to hook up with someone I’ve been texting for a while because I was in his neighborhood for a work dinner. Three minutes after I walk in he says “nah I’m good actually, can you go? ” This is a first... What???