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acs (an eel with a gun)

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acs (an eel with a gun)

@wellgoshacs

take it up with the minnesota board of social work tbh

mpls forever

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Joined December 2008

acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Aug 5, 2024
recently added a girl i went to hs with, with whom i have not spoken to since 2008, to my close friends bc she likes every single one of my public stories and i wanted to reward that level of parasocial engagement
bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹
@ufobri
Aug 5, 2024
love when someone i’ve never met or spoken to adds me to their close friends i will take ur secrets to my grave
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Oct 23, 2024
oh my god don’t do this, if you self-select out the only people left on juries are bootlickers!!!!!!!
The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️
@anarchoboognish
Oct 23, 2024
Goodnight
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Apr 7, 2024
don’t shoplift at target, that rumor that they wait until you’ve shoplifted enough merch that they’ve got you on a felony is 100% true it happens to my clients allllllllll the time
Lydia Kauppi
@lydiakauppi
Apr 7, 2024
Hot Mulligan: “Everything is run by our corporate overlords. Shoplift at Target. It’s so easy!”
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Oct 23, 2024
Replying to @wellgoshacs
“good ass praxis” yeah sick bro the fate of one of your comrades is in the hands of knownothings and sycophants but at least you were a smug dork to a prosecutor before handing him a slam dunk victory
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Jul 29, 2024
it’s v minnesotan how all my friends and mutuals have been like “….do we talk abt how he called in the national guard on south minneapolis in 2020 or…”
Prem Thakker
@prem_thakker
Jul 28, 2024
Tim Walz: “When somebody else gets some rights, it's not like a damn pie…there’s enough for everybody!” “Same thing with jobs, with housing, with healthcare!” "We're not gonna play their game…we presented a different argument to the American public—one where everybody matters."
00:00
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Aug 5, 2024
Replying to @wellgoshacs
(also I think she’s cool and pretty and talented)
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Apr 7, 2024
Replying to @outerspacetaste
the former!
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Oct 23, 2024
Replying to @jmartinwrites
don’t outright lie but you also don’t have to volunteer your most radical beliefs up front lol
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Jul 29, 2024
Replying to @wellgoshacs
amazing how I am being accused of being both pro-Walz and anti-Walz because of this tweet where I do not state a single personal opinion on our governor, y’all need to learn how to talk to people i s2g
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Feb 21, 2024
i mean this with the utmost respect for your willingness to be vulnerable: this is a skill issue
Biker Browdie MN
@bikerbrowdie
Feb 21, 2024
Replying to @bikerbrowdie
As a 6’2” young, strong man that is rather regularly exposed to these things; I experience a very real feeling of fear on the light rail. If I can hardly handle this, more vulnerable riders and potential riders most definitely do/will as well.
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Jul 29, 2024
Replying to @Brixwoof
buddy, point to where i said anything of the sort.
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Aug 11, 2024
Replying to @ok_alriight
DEVOID of manners omg
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Apr 7, 2024
oh idk! i’m in minnesota so target’s more relevant to my day-to-day lol
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acs (an eel with a gun)
@wellgoshacs
Jul 29, 2024
Replying to @Brixwoof
babe being critical of a politician is not demanding purity, just because you can’t hold diametrically opposed truths in tension doesn’t mean we’re all that simple
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