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Get QUALIFYING MILES, buy tickets, join our substack: linktr.ee/wearescientists /// Mgmt: [email protected]
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    We Are Scientists
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    Jul 18, 2025
    “Qualifying Miles” is here at last. 🌤️ Enjoy a listen now on any reputable DSP. For the Owners, album + merch bundles are at linktr.ee/wearescientists Order QM from the UK/EU webstore before 6pm on 23 July for pre-sale access to some very special UK shows announcing soon 👀
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    We Are Scientists
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    Oct 6, 2020
    What’s becoming increasingly clear is that one candidate’s taste in music really stands apart.
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    Joe Biden
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    Oct 6, 2020
    Listen to the scientists.
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    We Are Scientists
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    Oct 20, 2020
    Right?!
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    Joe Biden
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    Oct 20, 2020
    Listening to scientists is not a bad thing. I can’t believe that has to be said.
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    We Are Scientists
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    May 13, 2021
    How it started: “Dude, fly down! It’s sunny, it’s warm — the beach is like 2 blocks from my apartment.” How it’s going:
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    We Are Scientists
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    May 13, 2018
    Dear Sir or Madam: Thank you for not stealing anything from our van last night. The only request we’d make for next time would be, don’t shatter the windows. But that’s nitpicky — you gotta be you. Xx, WAS
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    We Are Scientists
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    Jan 12, 2015
    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't explain to him how charged with metaphor that is.
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    We Are Scientists
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    Dec 8, 2019
    Thanks for a beautiful couple of weeks, y’all. When we recorded With Love & Squalor (almost 100 years ago TODAY, tho it wasn’t released till decades later), we knew we it was shit-hot, but had no idea how many of you discerning geniuses would agree.
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    We Are Scientists
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    Feb 1, 2018
    February 5… (Of this year, yes!)…
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    We Are Scientists
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    Oct 6, 2020
    Replying to @JoeBiden
    👆#1 fan
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    We Are Scientists
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    Apr 24, 2019
    The 50th anniversary of “With Love & Squalor” is coming this autumn(!). To celebrate, we’re reissuing the album on vinyl, and playing it live at a short run of shows in Germany, Holland, & the UK. Reserve your copy & pre-order tickets now: was.100-percent.co.uk
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    We Are Scientists
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    Dec 25, 2019
    Merry Christmas from the Men of Science.
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    We Are Scientists
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    Jul 5, 2020
    NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GET HURT I really wanted the album to start with This Scene Is Dead, but the label said the intro would annoy people at those CD listening stations that existed in stores, back in 2005. Nobody Move would snare them. #TimsTwitterListeningParty
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    We Are Scientists
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    Apr 27, 2018
    MEGAPLEX is out now, and we don’t care what you do with it — JUST BUY IT!!!!! found.ee/Megaplex
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    We Are Scientists
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    Mar 17, 2018
    Join us in wishing a happy 10th birthday to "Brain Thrust Mastery," our sad lil' sophomore slump. 😖😫😩🎷(*j/k—this album kicks a dumptruck full of ass)
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