scariest thing that ever happened to me was when I went to a bookstore on acid without knowing that Bill Clinton was speaking there
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@wasteofaface
Storyteller with a passion for stories
- In tennis “love” is something you “don’t want”. Twisted little sport...
- just told an interviewer i’m “obsessed with steamlining processes”
- fake falling asleep in the uber so the driver has to carry me to bed
- what was “the incident” at ur world’s trade center
- at my bat mitzvah right before i started crying cuz my mom called me "handsome"
