I wish we had counterfeit cars.
I'd comfortably drive a Joop
Em
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- This man has never had an index number. Let that sink in.‘Gen Zs don’t understand Finance Bill 2024’ – MP Sudi tinyurl.com/yc7pc4db
- Hii ni chai ama ni pilau?
- Replying to @nypostMasks are mandatory, schools are closed, bars are closed. Gatherings were banned for a while (now it's a 100 max), house parties are banned. we are hand-sanitizing everywhere we go (mandatory for malls/shops). You guys believe you're oppressed because you're forced to wear masks
- Unanunua laptop ingine.Guys, ukireport lost laptop kwa polisi, what next?
- Tulisema ni proceeds za wizi. Mbona unajiekelea umalaya?It's funny that when a man buys a car or any property, he's hardworking. However, when a woman does the same, she has sold her body part. Yawa!
- Imagine dropping a name like "Kenyatta" for "Mwangi?". Who the hell is Mwangi?Why Mandela daughters don't change their Surname when thy get married?
- When KPLC fails to send the token, just get it through *977#. Utakatwa 10 bob though
- Mnaongea juu ya Rama... Baby Mama wa Mike Mondo anaskiaje? They had 2 daughters and an infant. He left the infant at 2 weeks ....
- Umepona? Sitaki kuongelesha mgonjwa vibaya.What kind of Kenya would you like to see in the future? Each one of us has to get involved and contribute to the bright future we all hope for. You cannot be an observer in your own country if you want to see real change. #AskKirubi
- I repeat, if we found out someone was a pediatrician and the entire time their tweets are "fuck them kids" you guys would be baying for his blood. . Mbiti is a midwife who hates women. How do you not see a problem with that?
- the gvt needs baddies coz what is this?In Dallas Texas. Sisemi kitu
- Hii story by the way imenifanya nikafikiria. 2013 I was young, first job, in a bedsitter.. Saa hii Niko kwangu, kwa shamba yangu, my own car...and a hawker online . Watu hutoka mbali. Wacha nimanifest Mercedes.
- "Women should leave some things to the imagination. " What do you imagine is under our clothes? The bridge to Terabithia? Devilled eggs?
