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Claret. 3 kids. Into decent music. Tod Colts U13s Players' Player of the Year 1997. Partridge/Zidane stan
Burnley, England
Joined February 2009
- Replying to @GarethWildIf you drove an Audi you'd have been able to complete this in half the time by parking across two bays
- Replying to @spendercufc and @_The72I've been certainly trying to shag Scarlett Johansson for years mate, doesn't mean I've done it
- I believe Dan reversed it to paint himself in a good light after being caught on camera
- Replying to @FootballClichesSomehow giving off Dutch FA representative involved in a Euros qualifying draw vibe
- Replying to @FootballClichesWhatever next, refusing to walk over each other's cobbles out of respect?
- I have deep suspicions that the new guy at work is a @footballcliches-man. The introductory For My Sins flowed far too easily, and with a too-knowing intonation. Might have to test the waters by saying something in the Richard Keys voice
- Replying to @premierleague and @ashleystrakerWait til Newcastle's owners see this
- Replying to @BBCNewsPR and @philmcnultyJust have Andrew Neil replace Marr at the last second
- Replying to @philmcnultyHeard Grealish had gone down with it despite not being in contact with anyone






