veet
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veet
@vveetto
strict “act normal in my replies” policy | he/him
Joined February 2021
- just woke up from a 5 year coma i can’t wait to see what my two favorite celebrities ezra miller and cara delevingne are up to
- gay waiter at the diner brought my pancakes out and said “who has the sweet tooth”
GIF - u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus
- just met andrew garfield but i didn’t have a pen and paper so he made out with me passionately instead
- trying to have conversations without mentioning that one rly big thing that’s happening today
GIF - he’s the highest ranking officer in the idgaf warA groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.Readers added contextChunk the groundhog isn't stealing. The owner planted a garden especially for Chunk and his family (Chunks girlfriend is called Nibbles btw, they have 4 'kids'). Little guy has his own YouTube, FB, Instagram, X and merchandise page. mymodernmet.com/chunk-groundho… eu.delawareonline.com/story/news/202… instagram.com/chunk_the_grou… chunk-3.creator-spring.com youtube.com/channel/UCV8Es… twitter.com/ChunkGroundhog
- Wait him being off air for 3 (business) days and then returning tomorrow…… the day of the rapture….Jimmy Kimmel Live! is officially returning tomorrow.
- need a chihuahua so me and it can tremble in fear together on sundays
- i hope she gets a good night’s sleep for the big day tomorrow
