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mirthmasterr
@vrunt
let me hit it cuz i'm goofy.. please!
Ridgewood, Queens
Joined June 2008
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    Running Around Doing Dog Stuff And Causing Concern
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    false alarm folks its just his bones
    A bus-sized dinosaur has been found in Egypt, and it offers a clue to an ancient mystery cnn.it/2EHWi8k
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    buddhism saved me. now instead of wanting to kill myself, i want to kill my self
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    my work here is done
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    i can't believe its the middle of march already charlie, pim, i'm counting on you boys to keep me safe today
    Julius Ceasar was able to become the emperor of Rome because he was a Scanner
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    theres got to be an easier way to phrase this
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    subtle joke you missed as a kid: when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety
    Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added context
    The character that brings drivers back on track in the Mario Kart Series in Lakitu mario.fandom.com/wiki/Lakitu#In…
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    conan o’brien is taking over as host of the tonight show? i’ve got a good feeling about this!
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    please never fix this broken t-shirt generator algorithm
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    my mental health is good. if any employers are checking this feed. its all normal here
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    while you were studying the blade i was studying the blade. we went to blade school together
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    saw this man the first year i moved to new york he was playing ‘this old man’ as he entered the train car, saw a pug dog and told him he had a special song for him and then restarted ‘this old man’ but louder. amazing
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    took too long, its gotta be $4000 now