pope francis blessed the rosary i wore when i had sex with a novice nun in the vatican rip goat
orphie🦇
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- hate to see others living my dream
- wdym “fake”?? it’s literally not that hard to bring a rosary, have the pope bless it, get lost in the Vatican after mass, accidentally befriend a novice nun who confides her entire life dilemma and then decides to explore the youth she’d never get to experience with youpope francis blessed the rosary i wore when i had sex with a novice nun in the vatican rip goat
- “i gooned to you.” dry. soulless. zero poetry. “i touched myself thinking of you.” intimate. reverent. hot. send voice evidence immediately.
- people often confuse acceptance with opposition. being okay with body hair means hating its absence, supporting fat people means resenting the skinny, embracing masculinity in girls means rejecting femininity. they forget it’s about acceptance, not replacement.
- half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.
- I WANT A GIRL TO DO THE KNEE THING TO ME. PLEASEEE. I AM GOING INSANE. ANY GIRL AT ALL. KNEE. THING.
- sometimes it is not weaponized incompetence your partner is just a little stupid and that’s ok
- *rocking back and forth* I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN I NEED-
- switch. 36 D cup. can host. no white ppl.i will start posting like a gay man to get laid
- the only downside to sleeping next to a hot girl is having to constantly tell my body to calm tf down because i can’t keep changing underwear
- you’re wearing carabiner and docs with multiple visible tattoos and piercings and i’m not supposed to think that you’re a dyke??? take those off!!!!trying to figure out if a girl is a carpet muncher or just one of those fashion girlies on tiktok
- oftentimes my gf will drop the most sinful knee weakening flirt imaginable and i just answer with “wowies”
- people use the term “hypersexual” too loosely nowadays, when the actual key aspect is compulsivity. so when someone admits to behaviors or fantasies that cause distress and impairment and don’t align with moral standards, people are quick to grab their pitchforks.