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Panic! At the Costco
@vj_burton
Co-host of @choppinitup_pod and @alldocdup, host of @murderveepod. Crafty Chick. Queen of Cups. | Bears. Bulls. Texas Ex | Maker of Things . IG: vj_burton
Midland, TX
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    Panic! At the Costco
    @vj_burton
    Apr 10, 2025
    We’re back!! We took a week off for basketball but now it’s back to business! Join us as we discuss the Netflix Doc “Con Mum”
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    @vj_burton
    Mar 23, 2020
    she went to the kitchen... where there was soap/water to wash her hands with and used hand sanitizer?
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    @vj_burton
    Jan 15, 2024
    My mom was without power so long that that she had to burn bookshelves and some of her dining room chairs. I was going to risk driving 5 hours to go get her. People DIED and you thought this was appropriate you stupid bitch.
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    Ted Cruz
    @tedcruz
    Jan 15, 2024
    Texans, with the freeze coming, wrap your pipes, cover your plants, stay off icy roads & keep your family safe. And, if it gets too damn cold, join me in Cancun!
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    @vj_burton
    Dec 31, 2019
    The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe... 😂😂😂😂
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    pre-Elon tawitter was better
    @MommmaSaid
    Dec 31, 2019
    We need to decide which one is the scammer of the decade
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    @vj_burton
    Mar 24, 2025
    Replying to @talleyberrybaby
    She’s lived some life 😂
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    @vj_burton
    Mar 4, 2020
    We are the daughters of the women that Susan B. Anthony would do anything to keep from voting... including sacrificing her own fucking arm.
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    @vj_burton
    Dec 7, 2023
    So you dated a 15 year old Kimora and then married her, fucked over Rush Card customers, more than likely handed this stock over willingly to hide assets, and are being interviewed in Bali because you fled the US to avoid sexual assault charges... did I get it all?
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    XXL Magazine
    @XXL
    Dec 7, 2023
    Russell Simmons claims that his ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons stole $800 million in stocks from him. x.com/ArtOfDialogue_…
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    @vj_burton
    Oct 4, 2023
    Replying to @RaveenTheDream
    She heard it the first time and thought “you know what? She’s on to something!”
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    @vj_burton
    Sep 2, 2023
    Miss Alex was not giving out plea deals baby, you are going to JAIL
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    Safiq 🎙️ Sah•feek
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    Sep 2, 2023
    They couldn’t take her.
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    @vj_burton
    Jul 30, 2023
    PSA:
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    @vj_burton
    Apr 4, 2022
    Okay what’s her handle though? I didn’t call her fat and I want free books.
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    @vj_burton
    Nov 1, 2023
    Replying to @Kyla_Lacey
    So you pay $125 to be told about the products, and still have to purchase the products separately from the $125?
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    @vj_burton
    Jun 24, 2020
    Replying to @GL0RYG1RL
    I am dying because my dog made this same face after he tried to eat a frozen chunk of sweet potato and spit it on to my bare foot last night.
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    @vj_burton
    Aug 15, 2019
    Good morning. I now present for your entertainment: A twitter play in 4 acts....