it took me like 2 years to move on from a girl i never even dated
it took me a year to move on from a guy i dated for 22 days
visual basic
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- 19 year old male coworker asked for my phone number. he said so that we could communicate about work but instead he sent me one of those imessage beer pong games at 12am then he asked me the next day at work why i didn’t respond
- my friend had a job interview but it turned out to be an elaborate parking scam. they make you park in a specific parking structure and charge you like $30 then give you a 10 minute bs interview lol
- 19 year old girl at work called me over and asked me if i had a facebook and i said "yeah i guess i have an account" then she turned to another girl and was like "see i told you" then they both started laughing
- i think he just wanted to share a picture of a nice steak he ate like a normie but he knows no ones who follows him cares about his life like that so he added the indian stuffMight order steak again and eat it in front of an Indian so he knows I’m eating his God lmao
- someone needs to knock this 13 year old down a peg or two
- dad is cutting both my sisters out of his will and giving me their portions
- telling the 19 year old at work about my life as a sort of cautionary tale to scare him straight
- special needs guy at work got arrested for trying to meet up with a minor and i’m the only person at work who thinks he knew what he was doing. everyone else feels bad for him
- Replying to @visualbasic97i got flustered and quickly added that i never even use it and that i only use twitter. in my desperate attempt to salvage the situation i said that i spend like 50 hours a week on twitter, she said "doing what" then i said "just chilling"
- this picture has unironically helped me through a lot of difficult times in my life
