ordered a small smoothie but didn’t realize it would be THIS TINY, manhattan is criminal
all the best, arianna
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all the best, arianna
@virtualjew
roasting myself before u can roast me
- the best part about craving a grilled cheese with caramelized onion and grilled apple is that you can literally just make a grilled cheese with caramelized onion and grilled apple
- fuck fast fashion but my clothes purchased in 2014 from urban outfitters have lasted 8x longer than your “sustainable” slow fashion brand
- unfortunately free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will
- still cannot believe that i got a job offer while this gorgeous focaccia with cranberries, pomegranate, rosemary, and sage was in the oven
- kinda iconic that the UHC CEO shooter is 26, the age you lose access to your parents healthcare insurance
- i send crazy texts while drinking my morning coffee the way that people send drunk texts
- my cousin’s one bed farmhouse is simply the dream
- my weekend as a 69-year-old pope from chicago
- the best advice my parents ever taught me was to not post photos on social media while on vacation
- i’m screaming my friend is hosting a party for hitting their insurance deductible
