OW players talking about how to play their mains:
Mercy mains: Mercy is all about positioning. Game sense is essential: knowing when AND who to damage boost is of the upmost importance. Survivability is an indispensable trait.
Lucio mains: Frog stick to wall and he go NYOooom
Viollous
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retired overwatch addict. I dont post anymore. 🤓
- Replying to @prophethusbandWhat I love about western Europe is that they get married and have kids in their 30s. There isnt ang pressure to settle down after they attend university. As a 22F ive been told that my "party days" are over 🤣😭 this isnt the midwest and i do not owe u grandkids
- Doesn't everyone have an Overwatch player they've befriended that's an absolutely amazing person, like literally the most precious angel on the planet but... They're absolute dogshit, dog water, and dog puke at the game? Like I wanna duo w/you bc you're super fun but YOU'RE ASS
- Tbh Overwatch is fun if you take it only mildly seriously and have a duo who has the same vibe. You play to win, but if you don't..... oh well
- I'm shaking. I just got sent a screen recording of my boyfriend playing Overwatch, talking about how the heros "Mercy" and "Ana" are "thicc MILFS that [he] would smash." This isn't funny. Microcheating is NOT okay. Ever. I feel like I have to puke.
- 5 years ago I missed high school graduation just because my Overwatch duo told me she could only queue during the morning on the day of the event 🗿
- I can't believe I told my "best friend" that I was distraught considering Overwatch 2 may possibly be a 5v5 rather than a 6v6 and she had the AUDACITY to cry to me that she just found out her mom got cancer??? Like who fucking cares? Overwatch 2 is ruined you make it about urself
- The sexual tension between me, my PS4 controller, and the vibration set to "on" at 2AM while I hold R2 with infinite ammo on Soldier 76
- An Overwatch player will literally tell you that their mental health is on cooldown
- Egirls who play anyone but Mercy make their whole personality trait based off of not maining Mercy 🌸 She/Her 🧊 Mei Main ❄ 1,893 hours on Mei 🌨 Diamond (3289 peak!)💎 One trick Mei ☃️ can flex to Sym if im angy 🙄🇮🇳 📢 DPS ONLY 📢 I don't play MERCY!!! 🤢🔫
- Overwatch duo rules 101: You must support them, even if they're the cause of the loss. You must defend them, even if they're in the wrong. Hype them up for literally no reason at all. Great job getting that venom mine for me babe!!!
- I just want a man who can last longer than the average time spent on 2CP maps in Overwatch... is that too much to ask? I need a VOLSKAYA type man. A TEMPLE OF ANUBIS type man.
- Overwatch egirls are quick to call men "simps" but will be in the DMs of some 4500+ peak DPS player in a heartbeat saying "hey king 😳 can we 🥺 duo sometime 🥴?" Honey YOU'RE the simp
- ⚠️ Attention lucio mains ⚠️ You have been demoted. For your crimes against the Overwatch community, i.e. the lack of healing and overall impact on competitive matches, you may only access Arcade and the Practice Range. This demotion will be active until the next Lucio buff.

