At the time of this writing, the video game websites Giant Bomb and Polygon are for all purposes, buried in the dirt. Ushered to their demise by venture capitalists. Always existing on the opposite...

Writer’s note: Even as I sat down at my desk to start this at 5am following a sleepless night I wasn’t sure if I would a) finish this; and b) put this out there. Honestly, I wasn’t even know what I...