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@verbal
the world is unfair, act accordingly.
San Francisco, CA
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    @verbal
    Mar 17, 2015
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    @verbal so then I’m like, why would I invite 3 ppl to watch me eat? probably for the moral support.
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    @verbal
    Jan 24, 2017
    can someone please “disrupt” the building intercom industry? it’s a first-world enough problem for SF, right?
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    @verbal
    Nov 15, 2012
    hey @playglitch , you were the best job i’ve ever had.
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    @verbal
    Sep 21, 2014
    word of advice to doctors everywhere: do not use comic sans in a patient cancer lab report.
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    @verbal
    Feb 6, 2015
    “Raise your hand if you’re a CEO”
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    @verbal
    Oct 20, 2016
    everything this year seems to be a parody of itself
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    @verbal
    Aug 19, 2011
    i get all my news from @playglitch chickens.
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    @verbal
    Feb 21, 2014
    OH: at my last job, we just wrote a rails app with no metrics, so everything just "worked" all the time
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    @verbal
    Nov 27, 2015
    this is what happens when everyone didnt want to only bring one bottle
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    @verbal
    Nov 12, 2011
    I just checked someone into science hackday with my iPad via a QR code on their kindle. ~$1k of tech to replace a piece of paper. #worthit
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    @verbal
    Sep 12, 2010
    just recalled I was kissed on the mouth by two dudes last night (not at the same time). that's like, the opposite of what I wanted to happen
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    @verbal
    Sep 22, 2012
    @leyink @crh ( . )( . )👀😳
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    @verbal
    Aug 16, 2012
    data scientist? more like data janitor amirite??? guys?