van haley
15.9K posts
blankie addict
- went out with a foreign guy and his last opened tab was "Haley pronunciation" :')
- "its all in your head" ok :) i live in there so :)
- I think people are getting a little weird about his wife
- i wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend
- dating is crazy cuz its like r u sure
- the hottest girl you know is surrounded by piles of stuff
- hey! sorry i didnt get back to u. i havent formed a thought in 6 days.
- Replying to @vanhaley_ytreader added context: before things get out of hand, these are both photos from the actual listing! they used an AI photo for the first pic, which is misleading but they actually show how shitty is is in later pics. i was not silly enough to actually order this :)
- hate when u go for ice cream with someone and they get a healthy flavour. like bish i thought we were getting oreo fudge cholesterol moose trail
- within me there are 100 wolves and they're all hurling themselves at an invisible barrier
- dating a guy on the spectrum asked what flight hes on and he sent the model number of the plane
- *at the end of our date* so what did u learn about me :3







