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- Ariana grande meeting that man’s wife and holding their baby etc while having an affair with him. You’d have to institutionalize me
- All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet
- 2 kids and a 12 year engagement just for him to marry Lana del Rey after a month. I’d be killing people
- I’m saying this as gently as possible, why didn’t the 8 year old get out of the car…She was at work at an Amazon warehouse. She left the car running with the AC on, apparently the child turned it off and couldn’t get it back on. This child died in an Amazon warehouse parking lot because her mother couldn’t afford childcare. Our country is a tragedy
- Informing an Italian man that I put cheddar in the lasagna bc I didn’t have mozzarella
- This guy will own a few car washes and be a silent investor in 2 local restaurants and she will have 3 kids in private school, a platinum amex, and a porch covered in pumpkins every fall. This is a normal southern couple.Someone has to put an end to this shit
- The first woman president will be the most far right person we’ve ever seen
- Had our sons handwriting engraved onto a keychain for my husband and it’s definitely my favorite gift this year
- Not a thought behind those eyes









