Wake up and smell the soccer, Britain. Today you guys get to go learn that USA stands for Ultimate Soccer Awesomeness 🇺🇸🇳🇿
Soccer Guy
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Soccer Guy
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Joined January 2013
- Kylian Mmmbop puts two in the ball bag past Kasper The Friendly Goaltender to put France Soccer Club into the Sweet 16s 🇷🇺
- Kinda weird to think how nobody really cared about soccer until we populized it in ‘94. Without that, none of this would even be happening 🇺🇸
- Man do I love it when Zlatan Abramovic bikes it right into that soccer goal interiorZLATAN BIKES IT!!! 🚲
00:00 - Asstown Village celebrize as they take all three points against Wes Brown’s Albinos. The Village People lost 1 to 0 at the Hall of Thorns, enough to tie it up their two-game series at twos. They then kicked ass 4 to 3 on a deathstrike showdown. #BlowinBubbles
- Tottenham Whitespurs make it to the Euro Soccer Cup final after a real dramatic night of soccer drama ended dramatically in the Neverlands. Losing 2 to 0 to A-Jacks, the Soccer Chickens made three insertions to go take the three points on the roadtrip goal shots law.
- After firing his own ass from Real Salt Lake Madrid at the end of last semester, Deansy Dan gets hired to go coach the EPL Spain franchise soccer some more at the San Diego Burnabowl.
- Manchester Unity are tryna go sign Chrysler Palace’s Mexican deefense guy Juan Bissaka. After the automobile showroom-named franchise rejected an offer of 90 million British dollars plus Biggie Smalling, it’s reported they will accept an offer of 50 million British dollars.
- Lyin' Old Messy drops some soccer truth bombs right on Liver Pool's sorry asses. The Mexican Dempsey made a double insertion for the EPL Spain World Champions, including a real sweet felony kick from way outside the danger box zone which took a Rick O'Shea off some deefense guy.
- Replying to @GaryLinekerStay in your lane. Go eat some potato chips or something
- England Soccer Club sing a song about go saving the King’s ass, after he became president after the death of his wife
- Kasper the Friendly Goaltender makes a bunch of hand denials with his hands and then goes and gets that EPL Franchise Alliance Cup as Liechester take the 3 points off of Chelsea Franchise Club with a T. Le Mans cleat rocket right into the ball bag
- Barcelonia get that soccer time sadness as they go lose the Lana Del Rey soccer cup 2 to 1 to some other EPL Spain side.
