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@urshortfriend
performative apple eater
probably throwing a tantrum
Joined July 2021
“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains” I KNOW SHAKESPEARE IS MAD HE DIDNT COME UP WITH THAT LINE FIRST- Selena Gomez as Alex Russo is responsible for an entire generation of sarcastic girlies with zero work ethic (me)
- Idk how to explain it without sounding like a boomer, but I think tiktok trends have made concerts less of a shared experience to appreciate an artist and music and more of a competitive event where people wanna get the best content that will look good for social media“i feel like this generation of kids don’t seem to understand concert etiquette…or maybe it’s just americans” via instagram live (speak on it!)
00:00 - White people love saying things like “we need a slur”
- Off topic but I think it would be so fucking funny if he took her last name in the marriageMillie Bobby Brown on her fiancé, Jake Bongiovi: “He wants me to go and do my thing and live my life, and he will hold my hand in the process of that. I was like, Oh, I do want this.”
- Replying to @urshortfriendThe pen caught fire while it was being written. Trust me I was there
- Replying to @urshortfriendIt has come to my attention that the Spanish version scored higher on the slay exam. She is better. Y’all were right.
just got the ick from Paul Mescal for the first time i reckon maybe men should just not talk 😗😗😗😗- Replying to @urshortfriendDon't even get me started on people who camp outside venues cuz if I said what I wanted to say I'd get suspended
- Which season of teen wolf was the best and why was it season 3?
- Replying to @urshortfriendShe is my hero. She is the reason I am who I am today. I have a unhealthy attachment to her I will never stop loving her
- Replying to @urshortfriendHe's also a nepo baby. He's a nepo to the power of 2. He can't lose. Good for him.
- Replying to @urshortfriendNeed him to follow the Nepo husband guildlines
