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angel baby
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angel baby
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- parents can tell when ur drunk or high but can’t tell when ur 8 years into having an eating disorder
- me on ellen ellen: so i hear u have abandonment issues me: ya *ellen walks off stage* me, tearing up: omg ellen u didnt :(
- my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | mistake | | / | / | / | |
- me trying to tell someone what’s wrong without crying
- when ur acrylic gets caught on something and nearly rips ur whole nail off
00:00 - if astrology isn’t real then why do geminis act like that
- straight hair: | | | | Wavy hair: ) ( ) ( ) Person who just bleached their hair for the 8th time’s hair: | / / \ / \ \ \ / \ / / \ \ \ \ _/
- girls that will ruin ur life: -girls w/ pink hair -girls who wear mom jeans -girls that put blush on the tip of their nose -girls that swear they're never gonna leave u but then they do and they take the fucking kids too and oh my god karen please come back -girls who snort coke
- I'm at applebees and this waitress just came to our table 30 minutes after we got here and goes "Sorry i took so long i just found out I'm pregnant again *sigh* what can I get you"
- pros of nose ring: - cute - makes u look tough - doesn't hurt that bad - mmm twisty cons: - ppl think ur picking ur nose
- 5sos: "if what we had was real how could you be fine? 'cause I'm not fine at all" 14 year old me, having never felt heartbreak before in my life:
- one time my moms boyfriend grounded me because school was canceled because of the weather and i, the seven year old who had just woken up and didn't have a phone, was somehow supposed to know that. now hes in jail. karma.
- fuck ur zodiac sign who was ur 5sos lane in 2014
