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uMalume.
@unkleken_
amapiano dj & producer. | bookings: [email protected]
- As a dude, you don’t exactly expect gifts, so when you get one, that you actually want, from your hun? Omg.Romantic Gestures >>>
00:00 - Boobs are up there in the hierarchy of greatest things to ever exist.
- say it with me. 6 months from now, I’ll be a better, healthier, wealthier, and more stable version of myself.
The older i get, the more i understand why people sacrifice loved ones. Financially, we are in hell man, there has to be another way.- Cashiers when I buy two loaves of bread without swiping my Smart Shopper card:
00:25No ways 😭😭😭😭😭ithatha kade leway 🤭🤭🤭🤭 - Stage 4?? And Cyril wants electric cars? Nah, it has to be nyaope.
- ‘Sengizwile’ is such an amazing song, bafwethu.
- For Big Brother Mzansi to switch up into Squid Games when they wake up in the morning.🕯
- Night in Joburg, South Africa.😍😍😍
00:14Night in Wuhan, Jianghan District.😍😍😍 - Everyone knows you add a pinch of salt.
