Texts from my landlord. I am a 40 year old fully grown man and this is my life.
Uniform
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Uniform
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- Guys… I like Acid Bath. I liked Acid Bath the first time. I like Acid Bath now. What’s weird is that 350k monthly listeners like Acid Bath today, while nobody cared much in the ‘90s. They were an outsider, semi-obscure band. That’s no longer the case, and that is a bit surreal
- I’ll tell you guys a little secret about the music industry: Nobody has any money! Bands don’t have money and labels don’t have money and stores don’t have money and venues don’t have money and if you get involved in this world for any reason other than love you are legit stupid.
- Wait… are Acid Bath a TikTok thing? Just saw that they are playing over Suicidal Tendencies at some fest that isn’t Sick New World and then found out they have 350k monthly Spotify listeners. Kafka couldn’t write this
- Music is best when it’s kinda shitty.
- When shows start again I hope they all end by 9pm.
- The other night I told a venue manager “HARD NO” when they tried to take a merch cut without putting it in the advance. Best feeling. There is a place in hell for venues who take merch cuts from support acts.
- How can a band as wack as the Foo Fighters have a song as good as “Everlong” I mean goddamn
- My dad passed away the other day. As sad as I am, I feel a great urge to celebrate the man’s life. He was excruciatingly human, equal parts inspiration and cautionary tale. I loved him so much more than so much. Here is a short thread about my father. The guy was a fucking card.
- Donald Trump is the Rick ta Life of presidents
- Know what sucks? Music.
- Never heard Phoebe Bridgers until today and I don’t like this kind of music but total support for making guitar people mad. Fuck guitars.
- A band is only as good as its drummer. That’s why every Gabe Serbian band ripped. Rest easy.
