PinnedUnDo 512@undo512Jun 10, 2025Protestors in Downtown Austin kick at least one tear gas canister back at cops. Texas Trees Fan Club 🌳00:00Texas Trees Fan Club 🌳4474473.3K3.3K28K28K6.8M6.8M
UnDo 512@undo512Aug 9, 2018me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen i need a purpose brain: a purchase?43043078K78K277K277K
UnDo 512@undo512May 20, 2018my therapist wants me to “slow down” and stop “living my life like it’s a race” it’s like he doesn’t even know that life is a highway and i’m contractually obligated to ride it all night long26426461K61K262K262K
UnDo 512@undo512Mar 24, 2019my mom when she was pregnant with me: | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🤠 / | / | / | |1K1K38K38K239K239K
UnDo 512@undo512Jul 12, 2018i told a customer good morning and he said “time means nothing to me” he’s the only person i’ve ever respected14614647K47K236K236K
UnDo 512@undo512Sep 14, 2020woman: *has a body* everyone in the world for some reason:999942K42K229K229K
UnDo 512@undo512Jun 26, 2018teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot20320347K47K200K200K
UnDo 512@undo512Jan 24, 2020she’s rich. why are we still doing thisNew York Post@nypostJan 24, 2020How Jennifer Aniston looks so damn good at 50 years old trib.al/IMcnNMW34034018K18K194K194K
UnDo 512@undo512Aug 12, 2020uhhh i’m done w life i wanna be a small child who just got out of the bath and put on a big shirt717124K24K195K195K
UnDo 512@undo512Feb 24, 2020this is what closure feels likelucas vinícius@lucasinutilismoFeb 21, 2020venho através deste tweet restaurar a paz e a ordem do universo00:0025825820K20K182K182K
UnDo 512@undo512May 25, 2020rn sucks for the extroverts who can’t see people but please just a moment of silence for the introverts who are never fucking alone anymore27927920K20K155K155K
UnDo 512@undo512Aug 4, 2018i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives47047026K26K148K148K
UnDo 512@undo512Aug 24, 2019girls all go to the bathroom together so we can hold hands and cry about climate change in private17517530K30K147K147K