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- Replying to @TheSunYour magazine is literally called The Sun. Do Brits not understand warm sunlight or do they just like to complain about their almost always dreary weather, and also once it actually becomes sunny and warm?
- Replying to @HoustonChronThere's no cheating in elections 🤡 Biden got 81 million votes 🤡
- Replying to @thatstarwarsgrlAnd they were not woke rewrites. Do new stories and non-European stories!
- Replying to @thechosenberg"Every waking moment"? Bro was at work all day lmao. Cuddle on couch for a half hour then she can go off to bed this is not hard. And then she won't cry a lot. Jebussss
- Replying to @juangarciiajr96 @ICEgov and @realDonaldTrumpGo back to her and stay out of this country forever to express your true affection
- Replying to @Jetskigrizzly"I just need to cut out 15 mins early" ... "Unfortunately ADP only allows half-day PTO increments so you'll need to request a half day. But your direct boss is OOO so you'll have to wait to see if she approves it when she is back in 2 weeks. Keep in mind Brayden and Jayden
