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This weather is the best when you just woke up on a Saturday morning with no plans for the day.
Joy is coming 😀
Ugbede
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Ugbede
@ugbede_ugbede
Joined December 2023
- Someone told another person on this app “as far as intellectual luggage is concerned,you’re traveling lightly” 😭😭my chest
- This yt patient was supposed to have a kidney transplant, said he would not let a black surgeon touch him. He was asked to sign , which he did and stated he did not want service from any blacks. Now he’s suing the hospital after they moved him down the list because the kidney-
- I book a cab. Me: 🤐🤐🤐 Driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐 Me: 5 Stars ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
- Replying to @ugbede_ugbedeBelonged to a black person, so they are not giving it to him 🤷♀️ The jokes write themselves don’t they ?
- Replying to @ugbede_ugbedeThe case was apparently dismissed by a black judge guys 😂
- Rules of waking up to pee at night: 1. Never open your eyes fully, only about 20%. 2. Never turn on the lights. 3. If someone speaks to you, never reply, just mumble. This is how you go back to sleep immediately. Thank me later 😌waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep
- Me: I don’t want to have children. My mom: Blood of Jesus!! Holy Ghost fire!! I rebuke that spirit from you!!, I bind and cast and destroy. Me: okay, but I still don’t want children🤷♀️ My mom: “starts crying intensely” Guys wtf😭😭
- This is not trending, but an innocent young man has been killed brutally in lokoja, he was lured in by a neighbor to assist lift something, the neighbor went ahead to kill him, removed his organs and drove out. Ayo is a young man who is struggling to make ends meet 💔
- I've tasted Buhari, I've tasted Tinubu, i highly recommend Peter Obi🙏😭
- Isn’t it weird that news outlets report the death of cows more than the massacre of Citizens?JUST IN: About 18 cows have d!ed after allegedly grazing on a fumigated farmland in Vwei community, Riyom Local Government Area of Plateau State
- Normalize telling men “you no go see wife with this your behavior” and watch them crash out. It’s cute 😂
- Just remembered that by this time last year, I was homeless, in Lagos! Squatting with friend and loaning money to raise rent. One year later, got my big girl job and big girl pay. 🥰💃 I wondered when it would happen , but when it’s your turn, God will part the ocean !!!
