miss parasite possessor
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stop playing, I’m that guy ★ @lilpeachfuzzzz
- I used to walk by this guy everyday on my commute and I was always quietly singing to myself and then I saw him out one night and he told me “listening to you sing in the morning is my coffee” so naturally I fucked him lolWhat is the dumbest or most unconventional reason you have had sex with a person? Women especially
- Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a guy eat you out and he actually knew what he was doing?
- If we’ve ever had sex you owe me $800
- a hot mom at the gym just told me that I remind her of her ex girlfriend that she still loves very much.. okay win for the day
- my dm requests are crazyyy lmaoQuote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
- Lmaooo Jenna Ortega just told me I look cool so fuck yall
- My ex from highschool is ballsy he always messages me “wya beautiful” like you got a whole ass bitch pregnant when we were together STEVEN lmao
- without makeup (and hair lol) vs with makeup 🥰me without makeup vs me with makeup
- I’m looking for a girlfriend. I don’t like receiving, but I enjoy giving oral. I will always remove the spiders out of your room and bring them outside safely. I always look like I’m in pain.
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