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interrogator: say it, goddammit
me: never
interrogator: *slaps me across the face* say Ty Pennington from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition isn’t an absolute beefcake
me: *spits blood in his face* fuck you
anna
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anna
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brooklyn
Joined February 2012
- thought the worst part of being an adult was the random $40 you have to spend every once in a while, but it turns out the worst part of being an adult is the random $300 you have to spend every once in a while
- stopped in my tracks and gasped seeing this sign at the farmers market
- this isn't, like... a good thing
A woman’s life is all work and little rest. Grazie Sophia Christie on how an age gap relationship and marrying an older man can help. trib.al/OXK7htO - living in dc is great because you get to plan your grocery runs around when the nazis come to town
- yeah this is unbelievably fascist and proof of the American descent into competitive authoritarianism but you gotta admit he kinda looks like Tim Robinson choking on a hot dog here
This photo of Brad Lander getting arrested by ICE is something else - I hate Bushwick. What do you mean the artisanal coffeeshop is packed at noon on a Monday. How does no one have a job
- the electoral map if the secret guest is the entire cast of the muppets
- a man I went out with ONCE just bought a whole ass iPhone to text me because I told him I don't want to respond to green messages
- breaking: the cargo ship has been freed from the suez canal and is now stuck in dave thomas circle
