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will
@twothickscoops
Had sepsis twice was fine both times. Account is run/managed by Will’s parents.
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    will
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    Nov 11, 2021
    don't care look at this
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    Khal Drogo
    @sir_mjeiks
    Nov 10, 2021
    Just realised something horrifying. Ppl wit depression score higher in tests of realism. Intelligence is positively correlated wit mental illness & suicide. This indicates that if the mind understands 2 much abt reality, it wants 2 destroy itself. Human life is existential horror
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    will
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    Dec 25, 2024
    White people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like
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    will
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    Feb 14, 2025
    “Yap” will not age well. I am sorry. It is like doggo and chonk. Sorry for being negative
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    will
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    Nov 7, 2022
    tiktok is full of the most helpless people in the entire world. you could post a recipe for pepperoni pizza and the comments would be full of people shaking in their boots saying “Can I put sausage on it instead?” No. You can’t. You will die
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    will
    @twothickscoops
    Aug 29, 2024
    “I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me
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    will
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    Jun 5, 2024
    he just spawned in mad as hell
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    will
    @twothickscoops
    Jun 3, 2025
    Ok sounds good thank you.
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    will
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    Sep 29, 2023
    This is genuinely one of the worst photos i’ve ever seen of a human being
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    will
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    Jun 22, 2024
    having a male cat is so cool its like having a eunuch advisor who doesn’t know anything about the world
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    will
    @twothickscoops
    Sep 15, 2025
    Finger in the shot on the third one. Classic rookie mistake, been there myself
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    will
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    Nov 29, 2021
    one of the hardest comic panels ever drawn and its from calvin and hobbes
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    will
    @twothickscoops
    May 27, 2023
    ?
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    will
    @twothickscoops
    Nov 9, 2024
    I’m eating an apple fritter and there’s no wikipedia page for apple fritter
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    will
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    Feb 8, 2021
    Best slogan of all time. What more do you need. Why are there even branding agencies