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TheWhipHand
@twiggysmalz
I am satan and I’m gonna take your ass to church now
Joined October 2011
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    The female gaze is perfectly exemplified by the fact that women are feral over Tom Hiddleston while exactly zero of us are attracted to Thor.
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    Fucking spongebob 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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    I GOT TO PET A BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG YESTERDAY. HIS NAME WAS MOOSE! HE IS 170lbs ❗️
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    This is so cute 😭💖 I love when dogs do this with their paws. @dog_rates
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    I am SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂
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    Alright I'm moving to France au revoir bitches
    A new law in France will ban cat-calling and harassment of women on the street. Men will be fined on the spot.
    GIF
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    I’ve never done anything crazy, I’ve just put up with a lot of stupid shit.
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    She talked about @sampson_dog and @bunsenbernerbmd 😭💕🥺 I’m so glad other people love their cuteness as much as I do.
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    THIS is exactly the picture I came to the comments for 😂💖
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    Teach him some fancy whimsical dances next
    GIF
    My 6yo son has been talking about needing to do his hair nice and be cute for school so he can “attract females.” I was terrified he got exposed to some alpha male shit. You know what it was? Fucking Animal Planet. He is learning to flirt from BIRD documentaries.
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    Grass on the noop Beaker is my favorite puppy picture! Happy birthday, sweet girl 😊💕
    Beaks is ONE today! Happy Birthday! We will have a short Pawty celebration later today! #Dogs
    Baby Beaker
    Crazy Beaker
    Beaker in safety glasses
    The happiest Beaker to ever Beaker
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    He loves his evil witch outfit 🥺🖤 @wendycomics
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    the thing about tweets like that is that they are NOT in earnest; they're usually posited by a trash individual trying to coax more trash individuals to agree with their bigotry.