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Dave
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My sister’s boyfriend passed out while she was giving birth yesterday and when he woke up, one nurse said “ you just had to make it about you”😭😭- The little boy I babysit just found out I get paid for watching him and and he locked himself in his room & will not talk to me..lil bro thought I came voluntarily to hang out😭😭
- My 13 year old sister posted on snap “sucks to see someone enjoying the man you built” my mom beat tf outta her lmao
- Black churches are so funny omg😭.The pastor said “we gon be here to 4pm” this old lady said “you gon be here by yourself”🤣🤣
- My sister and her boyfriend broke up this weekend, so we’re at the mall returning the gifts she bought for him. The cashier was like “wrong size?” why my sister gon say “wrong ngga”😭
- I always call my daughter “baby girl” and now she telling people I’m her baby daddy. No baby! It doesn’t work like that🤣🤣
- My mom spanked my son and then he goes like “imma tell my daddy”. My mom said “tell your daddy, that’s my son. I’ll whoop his ass too”😭😭
- Met a prostitute that said she’ll do anything for $50……guess who just got their front porch painted
- Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work
- I told my daughter “girls aren’t tough” and this lil kid pulled out her loose teeth right in front of me. I’m crying😭😭😭😭
