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    Store opens at 8 am Old people at 7:52 am
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    Not having your self-confidence broken as a child
    What is a privilege that people act as if it isn't ???
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    I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter
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    I'm calling it Twitter even more now
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    Y'all demand more from retail workers than politicians or the police
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    Drunk job searching is so much fun...I just applied to NASA
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    I'm 30lbs away of reaching my goal of losing 30lbs
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    It's lucky it's not a great black shark
    A great white shark sneaks up on cops patrolling the waters. ietv.co/2Juy0iE
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    Me walking into class if my parents bribed a college to get me in
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    It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year
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    The people mad at Lil Nas X are pretty quiet about Matt Gaetz
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    Coldplay should out people at every concert and say that they've just been Coldplayed
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    I've been rejected by women SEVERAL times and not once did I come close to wanting to get violent or anything towards them. I went home and listened to sad R&B songs like a real man
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    When I was a kid, I used to wonder why my granddad would just sit in his favorite chair and not do anything but stare in space but now I totally get it