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It's been over a year since I ...Xed? But ICYMI, I have organized/I am hosting an Immersive TTRPG Weekend at @RavenwoodCastle in Hocking Hills, OH taking place May 24th-26th, 2024! Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY (12/8) at 3pm ET!
Travis McElroy (Self Parody)
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Travis McElroy (Self Parody)
@travismcelroy
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- We need to return to traditional manliness! -Boys should wear pink! -Leave beer brewing to the women and write more poetry! -Male friends should sit in each other’s laps! -Wear more stockings! -Wigs! Wigs! Wigs! -lacy embroidered handkerchiefs for all -leave wristwatches to women
- HE DID WHAT?!?!! WHY ISN'T ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!Today in History: Aaron Burr shoots Alexander Hamilton in a duel in Weehawken, N.J., 1804 #otd #tih loc.gov/item/today-in-…
- If you're trying to compare people participating in BLM demonstrations and what happened yesterday you can *checks notes* ah, here it is... GET THE FUCK OUT
- Just a reminder that the US concept of "manliness" was invented in the early 1900s to sell razors, beer and movie tickets. It is not some ancient practice. It is a creation of ad execs.
- Dorothy “Baby Dot” McElroy! Born at 9:57 am 1/7/20 Everyone is doing great! Smooth as silk c-section!
- How much money do I need to Kickstart to go back in time and have someone who is not a TERF write Harry Potter?
- Um, if racial slurs are "just words", then how come you have a problem with someone being called "racist"? Isn't that... also a word?
- I think my favorite part of every flight is during take off when the pilot screams “Bend to my will metal sky bird and take us to the big blueness!” and all the passengers chant “Sky bird! Sky bird!” To convince the plane to take off.
- I don’t think it’s weird at all for straight dudes to say other men are attractive. I find many works of art, buildings and animals beautiful, but it doesn’t mean I want to have sex with them. Well, maybe some buildings. I’ve seen some real BILFs out there...
- Hey! @teresamcelroy and I have a big announcement! We’re having another kid! Due date is currently mid January, but Bebe taught us that babies don’t care about schedules! We are beyond excited!
- How many videos of police violently attacking peaceful protestors in cities across the country have to make the rounds before folks can no longer deny that police brutality is not a “bad apple” problem?
- Yesterday after getting my hair cut and dyed, a woman working there said “You look beautiful! ...sorry, I mean handsome.” And I was like, “It’s cool, I am beautiful!” Anyway, it’s okay to know you’re beautiful!
