this is the kind of thing your coworker shows you 4 hours into your shift and you just have to sit there and go 😄
I'm not sure why this works, but it does. LMAO
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weird shrimp
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weird shrimp
@trashxgoblin
wild at heart and weird on top ❤️🔥
Milwaukee, WI
Born March 25
Joined May 2018
- i bet it feels so good as a dog to have someone rile you up
- "I'm TELLING you, Donald Glover IS Childish Gambino" -overheard at party happening above me
- lord take away all of sufjan stevens’ suffering and give it to dasha nekrasova
- Replying to @Synthalotl30 seconds i can fake 31 seconds and tears will start to fall softly from my eyes
- bitches r like “i can suture the wound that drains you of life. i can close the gash through which your days leak away hour by hour” uhm the wound is endlessly extending 🤣 like the tracks of a snake through desert sand
- just realized i dont like the placement of one of my tattoos . good thing i have the rest of my life to come to terms with it
- i’m afraid of kamala supporters telling me “you haven’t done your homework on her!!” because i know she jails kids for that
- if anyone ever catches me shazaming a song i have to kill them
- ah ... to be a big frog blowing a milk bubble for a tiny frog ..
- i am not being dramatic when i say this is one of the best videos i’ve ever seen
00:00 - Replying to @isaiddonttouchthat’s always the worst part like the first 30 seconds i feel genuine curiosity and joy and then i realize it’s 3 minutes long and they are gonna sit me down for it all
