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jörg shidmann
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jörg shidmann
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- roommate who owes us $1000 walked into the living room and tried to join the queen out sesh
- U.S. in 'sex recession,' with young adults most affected, data shows
- she's gonna be our generation's jackie kennedy we're all gonna get the bobfirst bushwickian zillenial political wife in this country’s history
- at a very young age these pictures taught me the valuable lesson that the closer a person gets to being made up entirely of straight lines the cooler they lookgrace jones. (1982) by jean-paul goude.
- IM ON THE TOILET AND SHE CRAWLED INTO MY SHORTS AND FELL ASLEEP???
- my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you
- We kicked him out and finally he left, three days ago. Entered his room for the first time since he moved in in July and found that he painted about 75% of his room blue before apparently running out of paint fuck this guy im so done
roommate who owes us $1000 walked into the living room and tried to join the queen out sesh - what flashes through my head when my roommate texts me
- do u think theatre teachers get really excited when they meet a particularly fαggy 10 year old in the same way sports coaches lose their mind over a kid that’s rly tall for his age
- texting ur landlord >>>
