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For my Friday Sick Burns post, I wrote 1400 words about whether God has a dick and if he fucks. I had so much fun writing this piece and it really gets cooking below the paywall (where my mom can't see it)
Katelyn Burns
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Katelyn Burns
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Freelance journalist Co-Owner: @theflytrapmedia Columnist: @MSNBC & @XtraMagazine Co-host: @cancelme_daddy Formerly: @voxdotcom Feminist
- If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.
- if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.
- Isn’t it possible that there’s a labor shortage because many of the 600k people who died from Covid were restaurant workers?
- Every single Amazon warehouse worker making minimum wage will pay more in taxes this year than the company they work for.Amazon will pay $0 in taxes on $11,200,000,000 in profit for 2018 finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-ta… via @YahooFinance
- Oh look, the generation that doesn’t know how to connect to their WiFi has another opinion.Millennial dads have pathetic DIY skills compared to baby boomers trib.al/eHmcS15
- One thing I’ve learned as a journalist is that basically every time a clip goes viral amongst the right wing of a right winger getting beat up by counter protesters, there’s always a second video showing the right winger started it.
- In America, corporations can block public park right of ways for profit but homeless people can’t set up a tent in a public park.Amazon installs huge lockers on a Chicago park’s sidewalk, confusing and frustrating neighbors buff.ly/37CLqYC
- I don't have any earthly idea how to fix thisIM GONNA LOSE IT
