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“Oklahomaen Orphaen” - Ron Arbuckle
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Ron Arbuckle
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Ron Arbuckle
@touchgrass_ron
OCD in an ADHD world | 📊 | 🏈 | 📺 | ✍🏻 | probably writing | Podunk Surrealism™️
- Replying to @JoeKassabianHeard the saying “healthy as a horse” & buddy just RAN with it.
- Replying to @ParkerlawyerDeclaring loudly "YOU'VE NEVER SEEN [insert movie title here]" to my wife has never once resulted in her watching that movie with me. Kudos for being a good sport 😅
- Eggs cook on the sidewalk in Arizona faster than that
- Replying to @NoContextHumansInfluencers should be banned from public spaces.
- Replying to @filipwojda"you've heard of the "cuckchair", now get ready for the cuckbed™️"
- Replying to @DiscussingFilmI watched the entire trailer before I realized it's about ROBBIE Williams, NOT ROBIN Williams
- Replying to @InternetH0Fyour "local business" is not a Lowe's. it's the mom & pop hardware store they ran out of business 15 years ago.
- Replying to @JasonKPargin“It’s one chicken sandwich, Michael. How much could it cost, $1,500?”
GIF - Replying to @PicturesFoIderI’d be disputing these amounts. >Wear & tear on the couch? What’s the age, original cost & monthly depreciation on the couch? >Trips to the bathroom? What’s your toilet GPF & your utility charge per gallon? >Can you send me proof the doll wasn’t already broke before she got it?
- Replying to @rolexmeeYou’re literally breathing that subway air in already
- Replying to @savshawz and @savannahelissethe problem here is being "highly educated" but having no real "work experience"