Tried showing my barber a picture of the cut I wanted and had to scroll past this
Joe
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- They can’t televise the Supercup final man please
- Uncle just got here and he’s already talking about crime statistics per race
- If Dani fucking Carvajal won the Balon Dor I promise you I would never watch the sport again🚨⚪️ Real Madrid sources believed if Vini Jr. didn’t win Ballon d’Or it would go to Dani Carvajal. @diarioas
- Adding a Zionist to that Marseille team
GIF🚨 EXCL: Marseille working on deal to sign Oleksandr Zinchenko from Arsenal. #OM exploring permanent move for 28yo defender but complicated by Ukraine int’l #AFC salary - significant issue + solution needed for deal to advance; talks ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64992… - This the kinda shirt that TikTok fashion demons will be repping in 15 yearsLuka Modric will wear number 14 at AC Milan. 🔴⚫️
- if dora the fucking explorer appeared when Sissoko handballed in the UCL final explaining that it’s illegal i would have offed myself on the spot
- Do their fans not get bored?#55 🏆🍀 Celtic's 5-0 win at Dundee Utd sealed the Scottish Premiership title - the 55th in their history 🤝
- I know you’re nervous you little geek6️⃣2️⃣8️⃣8️⃣
- Just seen Gibbs White in a hotel in London. I asked if he was joining Spurs. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering 'Tottenham till I die' over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will. #ITK
- “I’m not happy at all.”
Joao Palhinha on the 1-1 draw: "I'm not happy at all. These are the games we need to win. We did a great first half. The second half not really. We could have created more chances. "It's one more game for us to improve and analyse. It's not going to be easy. I'm really sad, me - An entire forest was sacrificed for thisWho did this 💀😭
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