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tom crisp
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tom crisp
@tomjc09
and if a bukayo saka bus, crashes into us- vintage shopping in amsterdam and found some yorkshire water 'y2k cargo pants'
- just paid £3 for a pint in the centre of manchester by pretending i am still a student
- this would be a terrible round of would i lie to you“I once watched my country trail 2-0 with 10 minutes to go in a European Championship quarter final, miss 4 of their 7 penalties in a penalty shootout at the end of the same game, and still go through to the next round” #Lionesses
- corbyn tanking the party so he can carry on being pally with his transphobic landlord mate is it?
- i mean come on
thinking about the time i went to school on world book day in a custom made rat costume complete with tail and rat head that my dad made in a day and lost out on the voucher to a girl who wore a cardboard beak and was hedwig from harry potter. - i am currently being haunted by the ghosts of far too many £3 pintsjust paid £3 for a pint in the centre of manchester by pretending i am still a student
- one of my housemates has moved out and nobody's moved in yet which means i now have a boddingtons draw in the fridge
- Replying to @ted_penfirst of all deal with subway and their bizarre “tap the side” rubbish
- Replying to @francesweetman and @waitmanbi took it up with wikipedia and they said you were wrong
- incredible sentiment from someone with a 'stop brexit' profile picture
