Graduates of today, don’t let your partners be in your official graduation pictures. x
Tolly
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Tolly
@tolly_t
Writer and podcaster. 1/2 of #TheReceiptsPodcast, 1/2 of Netflix UK #1010WouldRecommend. Author “Keep The Receipts”
Repped by @katbuckle
- We have to start ignoring Kim Kardashian’s ex husband.
- I helped a woman down the stairs with her pram. Me, her and the baby fell to the ground. It is well. x
- I’m never leaving a club early again in my life, I’ll even help them cash up.
- Why are 23 year olds giving each other ultimatums, you’re children!
- Going to another country’s supermarket to buy crisp and juice is so lit.
- I am so against women proposing to men. I have no rationale, no intellectual argument, it just makes me sick.
- Who is Messi equivalent to in Real Housewives so I can know how important this is.
- I’ll even add a young “oooo”Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits being handed around the room and acted surprised when you got offered one?
- This is the version of motherhood I want. I want my daughter to look like we did copy and paste.
- You won, Corona. Enjoy the lockdown, I hope it makes you very happy. Good lord, what a sad little life.
- Just look at how you can upgrade each other. Grow together, get penger together.The glow up is real but the grow up is heavy. From boyfriend to fiancé soon to be husband #cantwait
- TWO HOURS! Where are you climbing to
