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If you know me personally and want to follow my alt where I'll still be a little active it's @JackKelly
If you want to stay in touch I'm also TLDRjack on Instagram etc
Why? 🧵
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- It irrationally annoys me that someone (on this British train) crossed plug sockets to Americanise it
- Paris needs to have a word with Euston Why are they showing useful departure information on this screen that should be used for giant adverts
- I'm not sure when... but we probably ought to start planning it. Ross said yes this afternoon 🎉
- This is @tldrben, he works for me. Ben is single and earns £9.55 a year in Central London. He has student debt, so sometimes I take pity on him and throw bread at him like a stray goose. I think he went to Italy, but I don't listen to him. Proof Team TLDR don't need a pay rise
Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank. Katy makes my point really well. - The fact you can only use @Visa at Olympic venues is such bs I get they're a sponsor but it's causing such hold ups paying for things - everyone scrambling to borrow cards and getting turned away It honestly makes me like Visa less
- Two things: 1. How did I just find out about Switzerland's new passport 2. How do I become Swiss?
- Were recording a video where we race across Europe today This was the first scene for my team...
00:00 - Hey, so kinda big news. I have new hair ...and when I say new hair, I mean it a little more literally than most people might Let me explain 🧵👇
- Sharing clothes is the highlight of a same sex relationship Our newly assembled jacket wardrobe is the epitome of this queer privilege
- Yesterday Ross bought a blessing at a shrine which was supposed to grant him financial prosperity Half an hour later I proposed to him If you want the address of the shrine give me a shout
- 🏳️🌈 GAY DATA If you've ever wondered where the gayest parts of the UK are, here's the number of people reporting issues with Grindr on @downdetector
User reports indicate Grindr is having problems since 11:12 AM EST. downdetector.com/status/grindr/ RT if you're also having problems #grindrdown - When you make a podcast talking about your experience at NATO Where you REPEATEDLY joke that no-one from NATO will ever see it...
