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house sitting and their cat does not fuck with me or my vibe whatsoever
jorjor wel
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jorjor wel
@tinygreenbug
i’m normal
- the woman in the back is an evil witch who has been controlling her this whole time omg jojo…
- saw this in a thrift store and was stopped in my tracks before i remembered life exists outside of twitter
- if you have two unblocked nostrils right now i need you to sit with that for a moment and feel grateful i need you to acknowledge to yourself how grateful you are
- when mitski said “every time we touch, i get this feeling / and every time we kiss, i swear i could fly”
- used to be as a frog you could say “ribbit.” but you can’t do that anymore. because of croak
- can i come over and fidget a lot and breathe weird
- jacob elordi in a past life you were a gentle giraffe munching on the leaves of tall trees. and before that you were a kindly brachiosaurus roaming the earth. your purpose now is to help me reach the soup cans on the top shelf at the grocery store
- country roads……take me home…..to the place……i belong………wet verginer…………..
- me tweetingshe had to stop writing for a second to serve face pic.x.com/fr3aNIIKGI
- the same 3 people who always like my tweets will be rewarded generously in the next lifetime
- eating an italian sub but thinking about my italian sub. you’ve been a bad boy luigi
- so-called “free thinkers” when snoopy puffer coat lidded mug from kohl’s
Snoopy item of the day: Snoopy Puffer Coat Lidded Mug from Kohls - what if we all kill ourselvesApple announces ChatGPT is integrated into iOS 18.
