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Timothy Simons
@timothycsimons
Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. 🍿 = first time seeing it ✈️ = watched it on a plane
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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    LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened
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    Let M3GAN sing Titanium at the Oscars you cowards
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    larry i'm on ducktales should be treated with the reverence of you were at my wedding denise and sir, this is a wendy's.
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    The President of the United States now has a life-threatening disease the simplest way to avoid is to wear a mask and he has spent six months not doing that and making fun of people who did.
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    this physicality made me quite literally laugh out loud
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    really looking forward to the next few weeks of people trying on the 'i was working against them from the inside the whole time' line to try and get accepted back into polite society
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    Matthew Macfadyen is fucking stunning in Succession. This is in no way intended to slight anyone else on that show because they are all operating on the highest level, but maaaaaaaan. He's fucking stunningly good.
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    NOPE still absolutely fucking bangs and I wish it were in the conversation more this awards season. Kaluuya is unreal. Top ten moment of the year when they get excited about the non-electric camera on the porch.
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    I don't want to be around anymore
    Kanye West dons bizarre mask for second Michael Cohen meeting trib.al/wHgqwzT
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    I'll let other people fill me in on that shitshow but honestly watching Biden is pretty calming, considering what we've been through the last five years.
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    Brad Pitt buy the arclight challenge
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    Someone at my kids' school introduced them to a capella and honestly I'd rather it was fentanyl.
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    I'm trying to think of a story where someone faces the consequence of their actions after living their entire life seemingly immune to consequence? Can you guys think of any good recent stories like that?