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Tim Minchin
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Tim Minchin
@timminchin
Songwriter singer pianist actor writer comedian producer speaker poet wanker reader runner worrier. Blue tick is an Elon freebie. 🗞linktr.ee/timminchin
Joined January 2009
- Trump’s a lying imbecile, Brexit is a fucking dumb idea, nationalism is retrogressive, guns are for cowards, Jesus wasn’t magic, there is no God, knowledge is power, art is freedom, free will is an illusion, music is love, apes are awesome, cheese > chocolate. I can prove it all.
- Fuck him. His legacy is toast. But you survivors? KNOW that you are goddamn heroes to most Aussies. You took on one of the biggest institutions of all time, & you won. The church will never again be a safehaven for abusers. Your courage has made our country safer for kids. 🙌❤️🤘
- If someone writes an article you disagree with, here is an option that a lot of you seem to have forgotten: read it, then have some thoughts about it. Then have some thoughts about your thoughts. Critically assess your intuitive reaction. Then see if there's any elements of the
- Has anyone seen a single example of a person who voted for @realDonaldTrump but is now appalled by his behavior, and finally realises he's a nutjob? I want just one single example that a human can learn, and admit they were wrong. Just one? For my poor, broken heart?
- Dave Grohl and I both have a daughter called Violet born in 2006. And we both have beards and long hair and we're both musicians. And we're both founding members of two of the greatest rock bands of all t- ahh fuck so close.
- It's complex, yes, But here's a start: Swap gods and guns For books and art.
- To the charming people populating my twitter feed since my climate tweets made the news: I ask you to look through my tweet history and note how I speak online. I am never abusive and try to be thoughtful, and would appreciate the same in return. If not: fuck u 😊
- SO ANGRY about this dumbass 5G + Covid conspiracy theory. You‘re perfectly within your rights to be scientifically illiterate & gullible as a ham. But STOP PASSING SHIT AROUND. YOU DON’T HAVE SPECIAL INSIGHT. YOU’RE NOT A MAVERICK. YOU‘RE JUST ARROGANT & DIDN’T LISTEN IN SCHOOL.
- Exactly this.
- *Homeschooling kids during global pandemic* Son: I don’t know why we have to do maths homework. It’s not useful in real life. Me: Yeah. It doesn’t matter at all that half of Australia seems to have skipped maths the day they taught exponentiality.
