you see one (1) graphic explaining the facial characteristics of fetal alcohol syndrome and then you can’t stop Noticing
emma
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emma
@timesnewemma
wife / mom of two / retired shitposter / hope does not put us to shame ♰
Joined May 2011
- mom group posts are always like “my husband can’t help with the baby overnight because he needs a full night’s rest due to the nature of his work” and the you find out in the replies that he’s an accountant
- guy on r/catholicism is bemoaning that mentioning religion is a conversation-killer on dating apps, has attached a screenshot of a conversation on grindr
- no that’s normal, the one i always notice is the smooth philtrum + super thin upper lip
- pope francis is so funny, his week has literally been > homophobic slur > homilies should be less than 8 minutes > meeting with James Martin, SJ > homophobic slur
- An unmarried Martin Luther wrote this in 1522
in any other era it would be weird for men to change diapers. It still is if you're raised up in certain parts of the world. I simply can't imagine my father, most Amish or conservative Muslim/ Jewish men, etc changing diapers. I certainly won't let my husband do it - under project 2025, mothers of 3+ children will be awarded a kitchenaid stand mixer in the color of their choice until birth rates improve
- i get that this is referencing the beatles but i thought they were talking abt disciples of Jesus at firstA thread of discontinued fast food items I still dream about 1. McDonald's Snack Wraps, introduced in 2006 & discontinued in 2016
- middle school neighbor girl says to me “can i ask you something? i don’t want to body shame you but are you pregnant?” i am nine months pregnant lol
- i accidentally bumped the 3yo with the car door while loading him up in the parking lot, and now he keeps asking me “why did you hit me at kroger, mama?”Before yall have children, I just want y’all to know my very sleepy child just cried in the elevator filled with people saying “don’t slap me mommy don’t slap me” 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 I have never slapped this child in my life. Embarrassing.
- do your guys’ toddlers react to having their hair washed as if they’re being waterboarded also
- the toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title
- i washed AND folded AND put away our laundry all on the same day
