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TeeBag🇰🇪
@tii_bag
I am me.
Chelsea,Real Madrid,CR7
Music is life
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2025
Boys' life after 20's is like playing against Atletico Madrid after they score- African education system is just so confused coz tell me why we were transferring notes from textbooks to exercise books
- I can't believe this is the life I protected with a face mask in 2020
- Presidents used to be assassinated,nowadays people are so relaxed
- University is a constant cycle of wanting to go back home and when you get home you wanna go back to school
- Back then ulikua unaenda shule after your parents almost killed each other last night na hata huwezi ambia mtu
- Kupigia mzazi story lazima editing skills zako zikue juu otherwise utajipiga own goal umwambie the illegal part
- Tip from a HR; If you need to lie about work experience use a dead company. Say you worked at the likes of Nakumatt or Tuskeys that no longer exist,like who are they gonna call to confirm. Normalize lying in that CV guys
- Financial literacy should have been pushed on us early as much as religion was
- Lakini the way Kenyans switch between English, Kiswahili and Sheng mid convo is actually linguistic excellence
- No matter how broke you are usiwahi nunua low quality tissue ama toothpaste ety unajaribu kusave
- You may think you are the laziest in uni until you are put in a group project with 3 mfs who care about absolutely nothing in life and suddenly the genius in you awakens
- "Unakaa smart" nothing beats a compliment from a child hii itaniskuma miaka kumi