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★metroo 🇦🇷 (25/26 🏆)
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Joined June 2022
- an empty street an empty house a hoe inside my heartnilipenda msichana kumbe ni malaya?
- shida ni mkianzia sekete kwa couch na mnataka kumalizia kwa bedroom.... huwezi mbeba mnatembea uchi like black slaves. thekete múnoFat women deserve the world 🥹
- started from the bottom... now we heretume-upgrade workstation 🥹 progress wallahi
- alienda attachment na tecno amerudi na iphone..... wallai wallai wallai wallai wallaaai wallaaaiiii
- pressure ya kuomoka, pressure ya kujengea mzazi, pressure ya kuoa, pressure ya kuenda further studies, pressure ya kupata a real job, pressures everywhere..... eeei 😭😭
- somewhere last yearGentlemen, this is a space. Dem akikukatia huwa unaingia box haraka ama huwa unajifanya kidogo before uingie?
- so this dude hakuwa na place ya kuishi last year. a friend akamhost and the host alikuwa na dem. this year the dude gets a job, moves out na anamove na dem ya wenyewe just ako na dooh and the host is still jobless mpaka sahii 💔💔💔💔I hate ungrateful n!ggas wallahi 💔
- Bro heri hata ungevaa ile jersey ya pink ya last season ju ya umama uko nayo. Now this video will be used against us every matchday we drop a stinker performance. Fuck you Onyango"A revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having." - Emma Goldman
00:00 - Emily Compagno, please come outside. We just want to talk
- Graduate with a second class upper honors, Bsc. Economics and Statistics 3 years ago, but I've never been employed ever since. Mtu anipee kazi hata ni 25 sausand per month 🥲 Rt. My next employer could be on your TL
- this was the raise of a gengetone banger 😂
00:00What Kenyan moment or chaos lives in your head rent free? - mko na bidii, ndio hiyo bas🥲🥲kuna L nilikula last year, nikipost hapa itakuwa so embarrassing mahn 😭😭😭 8 rts niwaekee
- this is real 😂😂😂 I know one dude from my village. the guy anafanya car wash, but when it comes to official wear time ya occasions, count him in. 😂 so it happened that it was an his son's academic day in h/s, the guy akavaa suti yake safi & went to see the son.... 1/3Obtaining sex by false pretense actually works, & women fall for it easily. I remembered this guy who faked being a doctor despite being an Uber driver. Babe fell for it and only knew the truth after the guy had hit it for 2 months. Aliitwa 'mwizi wa tako' & got dumped. A rare W















