my 27 year old oomf is so funny it’s gonna be so sad when we have to put him down at 30 :(
mia ⚞ • ⚟
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- im tired of pretending like i dont like esex
- online crushes are so fun i wish you guys were real
- take me for granted and i’ll take both of your best friends in the same hole
- ovulating and full moon, don’t ask me where I was last night
- im drunk hide your balls
- being loved mexicanly includes being beat btw
- guy at the gym asked for my snap so now I have to switch the time I go
- if you want to date me you may have to defeat my 7 determined reply guys
- no dm fee for those pure of heart
- im fine online but irl im latina
- when you guys dm me i get scared bc we’re supposed to flirt in replies
- men always want an abusive gf until mommy gets angry
- they should invent white boys who aren’t evil

